Hey, Kids, Come Have a Look at My...

Okay, there were too many bizarro possibilites for titles here and rather than explain I decided to just let you go directly to the link, if you dare.

But I will say, when I was invited to participate, I initially thought I was being punk'd.

Vonnegut’s Asshole

More Stuff That’s Going On

My cold almost went away, and then it came back.
My dog is asleep on the sofa with his head on the arm. Cuteness level elevated.
I’m doing a reading on Thursday from John McNally’s Loser Anthology.
Barnes and Noble Webster Place, Chicago
7:30 pm.

Something Wonderful

Hey Kids, check this out.
My favorite is the toot-a-loop.

A Word That Grosses Me Out But Also Kind of Makes Me Laugh

Spooge.

Some Stuff That’s Going On

I have a terrible, terrible cold.
It is snowing on April 11th.
My dog is asleep on the sofa with his head on a pillow with his paws up by his face and the cuteness level is high.
Larry Birkhead is the father of Danielynn.
People still say racist, sexist things.
War.